Reasons I Rock

I decided to use this blog anyway, because it can help me display how much I rock compared to all of you suckers!

-I’m a vampire. (Vampires always rock. Nuff said.)

-I don’t smell. (Like  werewolves do.)

-I’m the son of the great-great-grandson of Dracula. (And soon to replace him as Best Vampire Ever.

-My dad’s also the Best Vampire Ever. (Like I said above. But soon I’m gonna replace the old man!)

-I’m not a geek. (Like Sammy.)

-I’m not wimpy. (Like Griffin.)

-I’m so cool! Like, I suck people’s blood! While all you other dweebs are busy smelling and looking ugly.

-I look good. (Compared to everyone I know.)

-I rock. (It’s true.)