I decided to use this blog anyway, because it can help me display how much I rock compared to all of you suckers!
-I’m a vampire. (Vampires always rock. Nuff said.)
-I don’t smell. (Like werewolves do.)
-I’m the son of the great-great-grandson of Dracula. (And soon to replace him as Best Vampire Ever.
-My dad’s also the Best Vampire Ever. (Like I said above. But soon I’m gonna replace the old man!)
-I’m not a geek. (Like Sammy.)
-I’m not wimpy. (Like Griffin.)
-I’m so cool! Like, I suck people’s blood! While all you other dweebs are busy smelling and looking ugly.
-I look good. (Compared to everyone I know.)
-I rock. (It’s true.)
September 18, 2009 at 1:11 am |
HEY!
September 18, 2009 at 1:12 am |
HEY!!!
September 18, 2009 at 1:12 am |
FOOL! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!
September 18, 2009 at 1:15 am |
So technically, Drac, we can say you suck? I mean, you do suck blood. So, Drac sucks. Drac sucks. Drac sucks. Drac sucks.
September 18, 2009 at 1:17 am |
HEY! That’s not tru- wait, I do- but I don’t- AARGH! You’re absolutely right. I hate it when that happens.
September 18, 2009 at 1:17 am |
This gives me an idea.